Irish bull

So yeah, I recall some of these from Bridie O'Reilly's from my Melbourne days. They may amuse readers.

* Dead man found in graveyard.

* Dead Garda(1) in the force for fifteen years.

* You're going to call him Sean? What kind of a name is that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry's called Sean.

* Traffic lights stolen from Swords(2). Gardai(3) said, "Some thieves will stop at nothing."

What's irritating now is that I can't think of any more. Still, I hope you'll at least get a chuckle out of these.

(1) In Ireland, a police officer.
(2) A town in Ireland.
(3) In Ireland, the police.